Squirrel joke

Sunday, April 22, 2007
A few years ago, at the dinner table, I asked which family member had left the garage light on.

One of my three sons, all of whom have been well trained to question authority —and me, too (ba-dum!)—accused me of making an unwarranted assumption: “Maybe it was a squirrel.”

“No,” I said. “Squirrels don’t glow like that.”