'The worst president of the 21st Century'

Mad's mad about Bush

Mad magazine has ridiculed every president since Eisenhower. But it's taking presidential irreverence to a new level with what it bills as a chance to "savor the final days of a stirring presidency."

Squirrel joke

A few years ago, at the dinner table, I asked which family member had left the garage light on.

One of my three sons, all of whom have been well trained to question authority —and me, too (ba-dum!)—accused me of making an unwarranted assumption: “Maybe it was a squirrel.”

“No,” I said. “Squirrels don’t glow like that.”

Testing again

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Midlife crisis?

Rode bike to hardware store this afternoon -- without helmet!