Three reasons I'm glad I didn't toss the Sept. 20 edition of The Onion before reading it:
Whole (Art Institute of Chicago) Visit Spent Feeling Guilty About Moving On From Paintings"
2. "Report: Majority Of Americans Stopped Paying Attention Several Words Ago"
3. "Bundle Of Kale Placed In Fridge Knows How This Will End"
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